I don't know if all Boy Scouts are gays
They could probably tie the knot in like fifty different ways
I got a safe full o' cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it
It
Girl if you're into rimmin' it's only safe if you're swimmin'
But girl don't sit on that couch 'cause I treat my objects like women
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My s**t's so hot I'll leave your toilet bowl steamin'
Like the cards of the gypsies
You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses
If your pants are loose I'll replete ya
Ya
I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better you're not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot
Woah yeah
Hey what the f**k's a G spot
Go to a vagina orchard count one two three
That's right consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped p**n
You're playing with your breasts excuse me can I try it ma'am
You're pushin' 'em together like a titty venn diagram
Look at that crack excuse me can I buy a gram
Right below your diaphragm
A*s looks like you're hidin' ham
First base we're making out
Second base I'm getting faked out
Said third base I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
I said my flow's so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B O lingers and it makes you think
'Cause I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better you're not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your G spot
Woah yeah
Provided that you point me in the general direction
'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Bo nuts
I can make 'em cream filled or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her
Because I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise
Oh Nickelodeon and cum what
I'm blowin' up like I thought I would
I'm circumcised 'cause I don't cum from the hood
My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Come on you Asian child laborer show me what you're workin' with
Oooh large machinery
'Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking 'bout religious sects like a Mormon sect
That says you can't have s*x with members of different sects
But you can't have s*x with members of the same s*x
So if the sects can't be different and the s*x can't be same
Then the only s*x left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game
And if that don't feel right then you can write my name
'Cause I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better you're not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G that can really find your G spot
Woah yeah oh but I'm inadequate
Have I gotten that point across yet How original
Yo my junk's so long that it hangs and swings
Play the skin flute your big boy sings
And if you want to take it all wear African neck rings
They make your neck longer 'cause my f**k it
Haters call me gay but that ain't hatin'
'Cause I'm not homophobic my morals are straight
And if I'm in the closet then you are below me
'Cause I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rapper ever
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think you're better you're not
Don't need a sweater
I'm a real G that can really find your what now
Oh yeah well I'm Bo yo what I'm representin' you
I'm representin' the people from the 01982 yo
Oh yeah what yo motherf**ker tingle yeah
