Klan Kookout (Live) - Bo Burnham
You guys seem like you're on my side right
Alright let's change that
Grab a seat have something
To eat help yourself it's alright
If you want a beer they're over here
But we only got Coors Light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
The stuff is outta sight
Right before bed we'll shave your head
Good thing you're dressed in white
'Cause it's the Klan Kookout
'Cause it's the Klan Kookout
Here's the wife-slash-sister
She brightens up my day
She went away and I missed her
'Cause my mom's a lousy lay
Don't hang with foreign fellows
It'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows
By the burning cross
At the Klan Kookout
Just the Black people
Klan Kookout
Dan's on lookout
At the Klan Kookout
And if you're Black
Don't want to see your face
They're like a high-school
Track just a stupid race
We've got a plan kill all the Jews
Are you a Mexican because you seem confused
Senor que que que (KKK)
It's the Klan Kookout
It's the Klan Kookout
Mein Kampf
Check that book out yeah
At the Klan Kookout
All men are created equal man
That sh*t gets me pissed
Here's an idea for a sequel someone
Loses Schindler's List
I cook I clean 'cause I'm the hooded host
And on Halloween I dress as a slave owner
We hate Hispanics hence the twenty-foot walls
And all you goddamn dirty Catholics
Can Cath-o-lick my balls
Ethnics give off weird aromas
And I can't understand
Why we need high-school diplomas
With the bible in hand
At the Klan Kookout I have black friends
I was just kidding with that
I don't have black friends
