Rehab Center for Fictional Characters (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
Hey I'm Santa Claus
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife be'cause
She is a ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
That Santa's only s'pose to come once year
****ing B***h
Now I buy whores
Rock n roll
And I stuff their stockings
With my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
And a beautiful wife
And a pot full of gold
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself
And since women are B*****s blew a keebler elf
Now I drink all day
And a part of me dies
'Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
By the rice krispie guys
Everyday I wake up and I get to work late
My boss says hey what'sup
I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this s**t
The kids they laugh 'cause I'm a sensitive cat
Big P***y I can't argue with that
If another kid gives me frosted flakes
I swear on my life I'll eat his parents
I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back
Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of heroine aint no joke
Marshmallow peeps covered in coke coke coke coke coke coke coke
Coooooke
Drugs for life that's my plan
But now I have no attention spaaaaaaaannnnnnnn
Hey pat did you hear all my elves got sick
I think they got herpes from some irish chick
Mother f****r
Santa Tony could you guys please stop
Oh snap crackle and pop
