Welcome to Youtube (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
Before youtube I walked through life
And now I frolic
Youtube's been like a father to me
Except youtube's not an alcoholic
Before youtube I was just a skinny white kid
That thought he was funnier and cooler then he actually was
And now well not much has changed but I have
A sh*t load of money
'Cause youtube is a place for people to share their ideas
If by 'people' you mean 13 year old girls
And by 'ideas' you mean how they love the jonas brothers
I'm just kidding but let's be honest that's a hefty majority
And if you don't believe me well then you must
Be a noob
So welcome to youtube
And you don't know what your missing a just try
Searching women kissing
It's youtube it's just what this country's been needing
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading
Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot
And chris crocker's not no he's hotter
Most of the best youtubers are either asian or they're gay
So there's an untapped youtube celebrity and his name is george takei
And your favorite coat's got a doodoo stain
I pray to god that that's chocolate rain
And I find videos of babies laughing a bit intrusive
Because barack obama won the election because of youtube
Wait did I say youtube I meant the black vote
And I think youtube and fred are so cool
And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube
So welcome to youtube
Welcome to youtube
Hey welcome to youtube
I said a listen and linger
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
It's youtube the impact is evident
Miss teen south carolina just ran for vice president
Upload a video you got nothing to lose
Except all of your friends
And the approval of your parents
Ohh yeah
Hi my name is Mary and I'm 19 years old
And I got drunk at a party and I think
Someone was videotaping it
But I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I
Showed half of my boob
Sorry Mary
Welcome to youtube
Say hello to youtube
And say goodbye to your college scholarship
And if your video doesn't appeal to me
You gotta change the key word
Welcome to youtube ohh
I said welcome to youtube yeah
And it'll keep on going and it'll never stop
No until it's privatized
