This songs about how deep I am
I'm really f**king deep bro
So deep that it's called
Hashtag Deep
Have you ever stopped to watch
A bluebird drop from a tree
And take to the air
Me Neither
Have you ever stopped to finish out
A rhyme but the right words
Just weren't there
Meat Cleaver
The people in my life are like grains of sand
Cause they stick together
Yeah Often near my butt hole
If life is an ocean
Than I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal
Than I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
Cause thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
Hashtag Deep
If jesus can walk on water
Can he swim on land
Have you ever accidentally peed
On the side of the toilet instead
Of your girlfriends face
Me neither Me neither
Have you ever taken a side of bacon
And jacked off out place
The people in my life are like blades of grass
Cause they're all so grounded
But at least grass stays away
From my butthole
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Mmm b**ch it's like your being so selfish
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know
If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie
And then promptly put a bullet
In your head
Spend forever asleep
Cause life pales in comparison
To living the dream
Hashtag Deep
Deep - Bo Burnham
