From God's Perspective - Bo Burnham
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a d**k
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a f**king creep
You're not going to heaven
Why the f**k would you think I'd ever kick it with you
None of you are going to heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn't abstain from R**e
Just 'cause you think that I want you to
You shouldn't R**e 'cause R**e is a f**ked up thing to do
I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest f**king thing
I've ever seen
You make my job a living hell
And I sent gays to fix overpopulation
And boy did that go well
You're not going to heaven
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
None of you are going to heaven
You're not my children
You're a bad game of Sims
You shouldn't abstain from pork
Just 'cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork 'cause why the f**k would I give a s**t
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics Jews and Hindus argue day and night
Over what they think is true
But no one entertains the thought
That maybe God does not believe in you
You pray so badly for heaven
Knowing any day might be the day that you die
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
And when you earn it you won't need it
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
And when you earn it you won't need it
I'm not gonna give you love
Just 'cause I know that you want me to
If you want love then the love's gonna come from you
