Happy Day In Hell - Erika Henningsen/Stephanie Beatriz/Sam Haft/Mick Lauer/Keith David/Blake Roman/Andrew Underberg
Lyrics by:Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
I can do this somehow I know it
我能做到 不知为何我胸有成竹
I'll get heaven behind my plans
我会让上天支持我的计划
Charlie hold on
查理 挺住
There's just no way I could blow it
我绝不会搞砸一切
Not this once in a lifetime chance
这可是千载难逢的机会
It's just a meeting
这次碰面不过是为了
To change their mind and touch their hearts
改变他们的想法 打动他们的内心
Or whatever angels have
或者激发他们天使般的善意
This could be bad
结果可能会很不理想
Cheer up Vaggie
振作点 维姬
This could be swell
或许结果会很好呢
Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell
直觉告诉我 今天会是地狱里快乐的一天
Okay but just don't sing to them
好吧 但别在他们面前这么唱
That ***** is halfway down the street
那个坏女人已经走过半条街了
Is she
真的吗
Oh she's dancin'
她还在手舞足蹈
Ugh no
别啊
There's a warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
空气中弥漫着温暖愉悦的感觉
Every street so revealing it's hard not to stare
每条街都热闹非凡 让人忍不住驻足凝望
It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhere
这个引人入胜的好地方 哪里都比不上
If you don't mind the smell
如果你能接受这种难闻的味道
It's a happy day in hell
那今天无疑是地狱里快乐的一天
Hi mister
先生 你好
Go ****yourself
好个屁
There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul
无尽的琐事折磨着我的内心
Hello
你好
Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
我要把这堆带刺的铁丝塞进你的伤口
Ah 'scuse me
抱歉
Doing what is required we all have our role
做该做的事吧 我们都有自己的角色要扮演
I'm not doin' well
我感觉不是很好
Another ****ty day in hell
又是地狱里糟糕的一天
If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
如果我能告诉他们我的梦想
That any soul can change
任何人也都能做出改变
Then they will know everyone can be redeemed
那他们就会明白 每个人都可以得到救赎
From the evil to the strange
不管恶魔还是怪胎
They're bloodthirsty and deranged
他们都残忍又疯狂
I can hear all their stories the lost and displaced
那些失落和无家可归的人 我可以聆听他们的故事
And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
我知道他们无法立刻被人接纳并喜欢
But if I open the door and I give them a place
但如果我打开门 在地狱客栈给他们
At my hazbin hotel
找个落脚地
It'll be a happy day in hell
那今天他们会在地狱里度过快乐的一天
From the porn studio where the cinephiles go
从情色影棚 也就是
To watch award winning demon bukkake shows
影迷们观看屡获殊荣的恶魔上演激情秀的地方
To the Cannibal Town
到食人镇
Where they don't wear a frown
也就是人人笑逐颜开的地方 快乐无处不在
'Cause holy **** oh my gosh why
我的天哪 怎么会这样
And I don't give a crow that his brains
我根本不在乎他的脑浆
Got in my eye
溅到我的眼睛里
'Cause I know I can spare them from
因为我知道我能帮他们逃过
Heaven's genocide
天堂大屠杀
I can do this I just know it
我能做到 我胸有成竹
I'll get heaven behind my plans
我会让上天支持我的计划
There's just no way I could blow it
我绝不会搞砸一切
Not this once in a lifetime chance
这可是千载难逢的机会
To change their minds
我要改变他们的想法
And touch my parts
触动我的内心吧
Uh no thank you I'm just gonna
不 谢谢了 我只是想
Fulfill my destiny
完成我的使命
Your loss *****
这是你的损失 小子
I can already tell
我有预感
Today is gonna be a ******* happy day in hell
今天会是地狱里无比快乐的一天