High School Party (Girl)_ Bo Burnham
High-school party senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin on beer
I like soda where s the soda
Am I the only f**king person here that likes soda
I see you from across the crowd
The party is bumpin' and the music is loud
You re really drunk and you re looking sad
It s like a date-rape ad
Girl then we start to dance and
Girl baby this is romance
Girl I 'm starting to grow down below
Sh*t why did I wear sweatpants
Girl your body s like what
Conjunction junction that s a fine a** butt
I m like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep sucking til you get to the nut
And I said let s rob
An Asian kitchen or stroll down the block
Either way girl we re taking a walk wok
You re gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you' re not gonna to go to court for doing it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way I said you re giving me head
I m gonna love you baby the right way
Shawty with a body lookin' hottie when I say girl
When I say girl
We walk into the bedroom
Exchanging nervous laughter
Why is called dry humping
If I always need a towel after
You spread your naked legs
And I see that wound that never healed
Even though you re yelling for me
I can tell your lips are sealed
We re both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection
I say i won't no I mean I tried to buy em once
I was in a convenient store
My old babysitter walked in
And I had to hide them near
The Tic-Tacs I was so embarrassed
I peed myself a little bit
Girl girl yeah well yeah
Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
Know your body and I know how to please you
Don't thank me thank Wikipedia
Guys don' t go down well I am
What the f**k is that
I should have brought my diagram
Ooh did you feel that
That was an educated guess
Ooh did you feel that
That one was a sneeze my bad
High-school party senior year none of
That happened cause I wasn' t invited ye
