OH BO (studio) (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
I feel like hip hop
Used to be a voice for the voiceless
You know
And now it's become
At least in the mainstream
A symbol of misogyny gay panic
Fiscal irresponsibility
So I figure
If you can't beat 'em
Join 'em
Hittin' the club up VIP
I got a fake mustache
And a fake ID
I look like Wooly Willy
With a really wooly willy
And I bypass the bouncer
Pass by an ex and I flex and
Bounce her wowser
Look at all of Bo's hoes
Looking for a ride on Bo's hose
And I spot a little Latino
Booty so big call it Oprah's ego
We go to it through it she says
"Dios mía mi amigo "
Pull it out stick it in your mouth
And I bust in the back of ya
Swallow b**ch there's people starving in Africa
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
You're an ice cream
Sundae with a cherry on top
But careful cherry
'Cause I'm the King of Pop
Pop pop pop goes my weasel
Now ya looking like
Jackson Pollock's easel
My suggestion is:
You don't blow 'til you
Know what congestion is
Swallow when you know what digestion is
Follow Bo the only question is:
Have you been splattered before
By the mad-hatter matador
Cake-batter never more
It don't matter whether you're
Spanish French Swedish or Cambodian
I'll slime you so hard you
Could be on Nickelodeon
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh Bo
Oh Bo-o ooh Bo Bo
A-a-Oooh Bo Oooh Bo Oooh Bo
You think that you can handle me
Girl don't make me laugh
I said my junk is bipolar
It'll split you in half (yea)
And if you're lucky
I might just bring you home
And I'll have you going down
Like you're growin' an extra chromosome
And when you grab me
Don't grab me by my buns
'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns
I got the runs
I got the ru-u-u-uuuns
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh Bo
I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets
Still livin' in poverty I wanna tell you
I'm doin' this for you
My success is your success
And I know you may be thinkin'
Hey if you really believe that
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski
And to that I say (uh chorus is comin' up):
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Unh Unh
You gotta fume like a tuna
I'll smell ya later
I met a fat chick
And f**ked her in an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels
It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels
It was wrong on so many levels (unh)
It was wrong on it was wrong on
It was wrong on
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oooh Bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oooh
Single every single
Do it every single
Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
Oooh Bo
This song's almost completed
All this little ditty needed
Instrument that's double reeded:
The oboe
(Yea)
Oh Bo
Play that oboe
