WHAT'S FUNNY (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
My show is a little bit silly and
A little bit pretentious
Like Shakespeare's willy or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on
It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive
Like Thanksgiving Day or
Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on
So put your cell phones to vibrate
And put your vibrators to cell phone mode
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this
JOKE
Exactly
Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this
With a rap a dist and a
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss
Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss sh*t
I got a show that'll test ya kids
Then ask one question and the question is
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
Oh yeah
Humor is often linked to shared experience
Like a guy gets up an says
"have you noticed that public restrooms
Have really inefficient hand dryers
Oh my god yes I have HA HA HA
Really good point they should fix that
Its good to know that somebody finally gets me
Because my wife divorced me
Which Sub-Consciously forced me
To lose all sense of self
So its nice to think about hand
Dryers and not that cheating whore
Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy
If your an asian comic just get up and say
"My mothers got the weirdest f**king accent"
Then just do a chinese accent
Because everybody laughs at the chinese accent
Because they privately thought
That your people were laughable
And now you've given them the
Chance to express that in public
If you're a musical comic
Just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em
With a rock hard misdirection
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
When the audience says
When I was a baby maybe
I laughed at people jiggling keys
Now I'm older and bolder
And just get mad 'cause i notice
That the keys are to a hummer
F**k my life I don't f**k my wife
So f**k my wife and f**k my life
And my son is gay but not sitcom gay
Daughters a whore like another
Girl who used to be her mother
But the marriage made
Her miss merry americana
I wanna a teen without screaming prima-donna
But the radical feminists made my wife a man
If i die happy the situation will be
Auto erotic-exfixiation
I hate my life and it hates me back
And my friend is black
But I don't know what to call him
So I just call him
"What-up Jamaal"
Even though his name is Steve
I Hate my job I hate my life
Hate my kids I hate my wife
Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it
I'm slowly slipping into a solopcystic coma
And I masturbate because
I'm the only one who's standards
Are low enough to f**k me
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
What's funny what's funny
Hopefully this
