OH BO (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
I feel like hip hop
I feel like hip hop used to be a voice
For the voiceless you know
And now it's become at least in the mainstream a symbol of
Misogyny
Gay panic
Fiscal irresponsibility you know
So I figure if you can't beat 'em join 'em
Hittin' the club up vip
I got a fake mustache and a fake id
I look like woolly willy
With a really woolly willy
And I bypass the bouncer pass by an ex
And I flex and bounce her wowzer
Look at all of bo's hoes
Lookin' for a ride on bo's hose
And I spot a little latino booty so big
Call it Oprah's ego
We go do it through it she says
Ay dios mia mi amigo
Pull it out stick in your mouth
And I bust in the back of ya
Swallow b**ch
There's people starving in Africa
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oh bo
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oh bo
I said oh bo
Oh bo yeah
You're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top
Be careful cherry 'cause I'm the king of pop
Pop pop pop goes my weasel
Now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel yeah
My suggestion is you don't blow 'til you know what congestion is
Swallow when you know what digestion is
Follow bo the only question is
Have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador
Cake batter never more it don't matter whether your
Spanish French Swedish or Cambodian
I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
And if I were gay
Though I swear I'm straight
I'd make the fellas say
Oh bo
Oh bo
I said oh bo
I said oh bo
You think that you can handle me
Girl don't make me laugh
I said my junk is bipolar
It'll split you in half I said it
And if your lucky I might just bring you home
And I'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome
And when you grab me don't grab me by my buns
'Cause I got a bad case of ru runs
I got the runs
I got the runs ah
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oh bo
And if I were oh
So then I were yeah
And if I were
I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets
Still livin' in poverty I wanna tell you
I'm doing this for you
My success is your success
And I know you may be thinking
Hey if you really believe that
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski
And to that I say
Uh oh chorus is coming up
Single every single day
Do it every single way
Make the single ladies say
Oh bo
And if I were oh
So then I were yeah
And if I were
You got a fume like a tuna
Ah smell you later
I met a fat chick and I f**ked her in an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels
I said it was wrong on so many levels
I said ah well it was wrong oh
