I moved to Hollywood recently from Boston
Where I grew up
And I heard about these sort
Of wild Hollywood party nights
That people would have
And I didn't think they were true
Until I moved to Hollywood
And I started having them
Anyway this is a song
About a crazy night
That happened a couple months ago
It's called
"What Did I Do Last Night "
Yeah yeah yeah
What the f**k did I do last night
I cried myself to sleep
It was a good one
I like the word poop sorry
Yeah we're getting edgy
I like the word poop cause
When you say poop your mouth does
The same motion your butthole does
When it poops
Poop
Not my best probably my worst
When did mother first describe gay sex to me
Good question
I was eight years old
I have a joke for that
I was eight years old
She sat me down at the dinner table
She was very mature about it
She said do you know how much my father
And I love each other
I said of course you and dad love
Each other more than two people
In the world could possibly love each other
She said well two men can
Love each other in the exact same way
That your father and I love each other
Yeah she said what happens
When two men love each other like that
What they do is they take off
All their clothes ugh
They get in the bed and they sh*t on the Bible
WDIDLN - Bo Burnham
