I'm Bo Yo (Live|Explicit) - Bo Burnham
Let's rock this sh*t
I don't know if all boy scouts are gay
As they could probably tie
The knot in like fifty different way's
I got a safe full o' cherries
Cause I pop it and lock it
A girl's like a fridge
Once a week you should stock it
Girl if your into a rimmin
It's only safe if your swimming
But girl don't sit on that couch
'Cause I treat my objects like women
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My sh*t's so hot I'll leave
The toilet bowl steamin'
I'm gonna tear it
Like the cards of the gypsies
Youth bleed for so long
You'll get monthly ellipses
If the pants are loose I'll replete ya
You're a first time vegan
And it's nice to meet ya
I'm Bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather
Whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater
I'm a real G shawty that
Can really find your G-spot
Woah yeah What the f**k's a G-spot
Go to a Vagina orchard count 1 2 3
Spin that plant around
You got a third world country
Yo that's right consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative
Like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts
Excuse me can I try it ma'am
Your pushin' 'em together
Like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that crack
Excuse me can I buy a gram
Right below your diaphragm a**
Looks like your hidin' ham
First base we're making out
Yeah second base
I'm getting faked out
Third base I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home
If I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know
I said I just don't care
I said my flow's so cold I need
A tampon from a polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B O lingers and it makes you think
'Cause I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather
Whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater
I'm a real G shawty that
Can really find your G-spot
Woah yeah provided that you
Point me in the general direction
'Cause girls are like donuts
When I be bustin Bo nuts
I can make em cream-filled
Or give them a layer of glaze
I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter
Whenever I meet her
Because I skeet her so hard
Peaople call her Patty Mayonnaise
Yo hey my girl is epileptic cause she's
The one I'm jerkin with
Common you Asian child
Laborer show me what your workin' with
Ooh large machinery
'Cause there's an inverse relationship
Between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects
Like a Mormon sect
That says you can't have sex
With members of different sects
But you can't have sex with members
Of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different
And the sex can be same
Then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game
And if that don't feel right
Then you can write my name
'Cause I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
(grumbling and mumbling) your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
Something about a G- whatever
Yo i said my junk's so long that it hangs
And swings so at the nude beach people
Think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while your big boy sings
And if you want to take it all
Wear African neck rings
(It makes your neck longer 'cause my dick )
Yo haters call me gay but that ain't hatin'
Cause i'm not homophobic
My morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are below me
Takin the b-a-t out of basement homey
(semen it spells)
'Cause I'm Bo yo
(from the audience) I love you
