A Love Ballad (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
So this is my last song (oh no don't go)
And uhm yeah it's uhm I'll end it
With uhh something about love
She got me with her looks
She got me with her stare
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair
From the start it was easy to see
This was the girl for me
Who cares if she was eighty-three
She could make me silent she could make me shout
And she drove me wild with those dentures out
When we ate people said we were rude
Because I had to pre-chew her food
Her skin was saggy so was the rest
I put my hand up her skirt and I felt her breast
We made love and the more that I thrust
The more the room was covered in dust (coughs)
The room was covered in dust
Then one day I felt a chill
As I woke up from my bed
She was lying there real still
My little lady was already dead
The wake happened on a Saturday night
I just sat there and bowed my head
A little girl was on my right
Crying because her grandma was dead
And that little girl she
Got me with her looks got me with her tears
Feminine beauty beyond her years
From the start it was easy to see
That was the girl for me
Who cares if she was only three
A good note to end the show on Pedophelia
See you guys
