Too Many Sandwiches - Stereophonics
Written by：Stuart CableRichard JonesKelly Jones
Shopping spree for the family tree
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while
Too many sandwiches and wine
Sherry stains down your best man's tie what a speech
The band arrives the granny's cry
The singer's tongues in the barmaid's mouth what a voice
Grandpa drank a drop or two
And his heads still sunk in the portaloo what a man
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And that's just tonight
The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs
The band's too loud they're off downstairs what a noise
The bride and groom they dance that dance
And the singer mimes there's still a chance the barmaid smiles
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And that's just tonight
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
Ha grandpa drank a drop or two
Heads still sunk in the portaloo again
The bride and groom they dance that dance
The singer mimes there's still a chance tonight
And the barmaid smiles
