Ex-girlfriend/racial humor (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
When I say "Hey " you say "Ho "
Hey
Ho
Hey
Ho
That's basically how Hitler rose to power
My ex-girlfriend she was a b**ch
But you know they say like
If you want to know
What a girl's gonna look like
Look at her mother
You know so I am
So glad I broke up with her
'Cause she would've been you know
Dead
Guys I'm a realist
Okay I try not to romanticize reality
You know like when life gives you lemons
You probably just found lemons
But at the same time
I don't deny the beauty in the world
'Cause there is so much beauty because
Life can be so symmetrical that
Gives birth to this almost silent poetry
You know like a
Hermaphrodite playing the keytar
Or a young Amish boy trying
To blow out the light bulbs
On his birthday cake
Or or a girl who's terrible
At grammar saying
"Mama you raise me good "
And then being pushed down a well
If I had a dime oh
If I had a dime for every time
A homeless guy asked me for change
I'd still say no
Here's some racial humor for you guys
White people are like this "Ah"
Black people are like this "Uh"
We're destined to fight forever
Blood in the streets
Yo momma's so fat
Yo momma's so ugly
Yo momma's so stupid
Your mother's breasts sag with
Such severity that the late
Great surrealist artist
Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks
