MEN & WOMEN (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
Men and women
Men are like vows
Cause they are easily broken
Oh yeah
Women are like cows
Because they both have vaginas
Men are like muzzles
Because they will try to shut you up
Oh yeah
Women are like puzzles
Cause prior to 1920
Neither had the right to vote
Puzzles still don't
A man is an eagle
Yeah a women is a dove
Women can fake orgasms
But men can fake love
Women are like fingers and toes
Cause they're easy to count on
Men are like ravens and crows
Cause they hate using condoms
Women are like Yahtzees
Oh cause I rarely get them
Men are like Nazis
Cause they both caused the holocaust
It's true
For every dollar a man makes
A woman makes 70 cents
That doesn't make sense
That's not fair
The man's only left with 30
Oh men and women
It's black and white with an area of gray
For hermaphrodite
Yeah oh yeah yeah
Ah male strippers always
Look like they're applying lotion
And female strippers when
They're dancing on the
Pole just look like confused firemen
Thanks
