IRONIC (Explicit) - Bo Burnham
I believe in the Zodiac
Yeah I do I'm a Leo I love Titanic
Uh this is something a little bit more
Something a little bit more bidly ironic my grandmother
Uh she was a Cancer and
She was actually killed by a giant crab
This is a song about the idea of irony
So strap in
My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car
And we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
Hey I said isn't that ironic
I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday
We went to build a bear workshop
Isn't that ironic
Isn't that I R O N I C
I N O R I R O N I C
A water park has burned to the ground and a
A tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
Isn't that ironic
I was watching Al Gore on CNN
He was talking and talking and talking and then
Out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself
Isn't that ironic
I dated an animal rights activist
And one day she got really pissed
Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in pita bread
Peta f**k it
Isn't that I R O N I C
I N O R I R O N I C
I'm a stand up comic
And I always sit and slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant
On my sterile uncle's pull out couch
Isn't that ironic I R O N I C
Yeah if everyday you play the board game risk
You've probably never taken a risk in your life
And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold
On the board game market
A little kid died from suffocation
When he choked on a game piece from operation
And I can't grow a beard
That one's not ironic that one's just sad
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant
My grandfather had Alzheimer's
And one day we were
