The Perfect Woman (Live) - Bo Burnham
So I've done a lot of comedy
So let's uhh take a little break from
That and this is uhm it's just a song
That if you'll just indulge me it's yeah
She was the perfect woman
In every single way
She made the sun shine brighter
And all my cares go away
She was the perfect woman
She was a gourmet chef
They say that love is blind well it's also deaf
'Cause Helen Keller was
The perfect woman
And no one understands
Just how talented she was
With her hands (UHH )
Well God made her the perfect woman
I was the finishing touch
She was the perfect woman
'Cause she didn't talk so much
She wanted to name the kids
So I finally let her
It turned out horribly Chewbacca
Could have done better (Rrrrrr )
But I guess it was alright
We had a boy and a girl
Just me and Helen Er-Ah and Earl
'Cause Helen Keller was my miracle
Worker I was her one-man show
I could walk around the house naked
She wouldn't even know
Because Helen Keller was my perfect woman
I was her only need
Well she didn't mind the zits on my ass
Gave her more to read
Gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
It gave her more to read
Yeah more to read
It gave her more to read
More to read
Helen Keller was my perfect woman
But I don't think she cared
I played this song for her
She just sat there and stared
Well she was still my perfect woman
I was sort of a mess
I asked her to marry me she said ErrRr
So yeah
I did just graduate high school seniors '08
And uhm yeah I actually
Wrestled in high school
I was only in one match
And I lost my virginity Uhm
Yeah my high school girlfriend actually
She recently told me that I kiss
Like a stroke victim which is weird that
She has like that frame of reference
You know But you know I stopped
And I thought I thought I thought you know
What would Jesus do So I didn't exist
No I'm just kidding I took her out to
Dinner just ordered the bread
And then told her to eat me
This next song the f**k am I doing
